Hoax or not? Troubleshooting



There are a couple of decisions that need to be made first about how you are going to do this. First, take your leaf blower, open the hood of your car and see if there is any room in the engine compartment where you could possibly jam the thing. Nope, me neither. There was no way to put it in the bay of an E30 M3 so I engineered the next best (and some would say that it is truly the only) solution in that I mounted it on the hood of the car. This solution yields kind of a Mad Max beyond Thunderdome meets Rube Goldberg meets Peewee Herman look. Frankly, I thing it adds that certain 'Je ne sais qui' look to the car that was hitherto unadressed. There is now no mistaking that the person behind the wheel is a person to be reckoned with. You be the judge
Mad Max or Stupid Sh*t?

The next decision is placement. Put it above your airbox. Now, where to cut the holes in your hood. Measure from the intake to the outflow holes in your leaf blower. Add six inches. Cut two four inch holes this distance apart. Mark the holes using indelible ink and drill two pilot holes with the drill and a 1/4" drill bit. Using the metal cutting blade on the jig saw, cut the two holes in the hood. Cut away any insulation under the hood with a razor blade and some scissors. You don't need to be too exact in the circles in the hood as the board covers them up and we will seal it up with duct tape anyway.

Hold the plywood against the hood and, using your pen, scribe two circles on the plywood. Drill pilot holes and cut out these holes using the wood blade on your jig saw. Holding the plywood lined up over the hood holes, drill four pilot holes for the mounting screws through the plywood into the hood. Take your self tapping screws and drive them through the plywood into the pilot holes in the hood. (You can substitute bolts and nuts for this if your are the anal retentive type. I didn't see the need. Yet.)

Assembly

Take the two screw eyes and screw them into the plywood.  Place your leaf blower so the intake is over one hole and the outflow points toward the other.  Use the bungee cords to secure it to the screw eyes.

Assembly

Now take your six feet of dryer vent hose and cut it in half.  Thread one end through the hole in the hood and slide it over the outflow.

Assembly

Duct tape it at the leaf blower to seal all leaks and on both sides of the hood. Take the second piece of hose and duct tape it to the intake of the blower. Remove the rubber hose thing that goes between the AFM and the intake manifold.

Assembly

Attach the intake hose to the AFM using one hose clamp and lots of duct tape. Attach the outflow hose to the intake manifold using the other hose clamp and lots of duct tape.

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